So my lovely wife had to leave for London on a family matter, which put me in the admirable situation to have a "dude's day" on
Sunday.
Well, what can I say, I love my wife but
it was great! In no particular order, I watched Rambo 3 , Terminator 2, the S
impsons, Family Guy, ate red meat 3 (!!) times and went to Gold's Gym to work out with my protege Davis. We did some
shoulders, arms and calves - great workout.
After that, I began flipping through muscle magazines, which is only the natural thing to do on man-day and I couldn't help but notice the
stupidity of some supplement ads.
So without further
ado, my 10 favorites:
10. "Now with real fruit!"
Ok, ...what was it before? Unreal fruit??
9. "Our new
pre-workout supp will
cause skin bursting pumps! "Wow, that would really hurt and
definitely put you in the ER.
8. "Burn 400% more
body fat. "Than who? Where is the comparison?
7. "Build 20 lbs of muscle!" That is a great one. Aside from the fact, that it would be a difficult feat to achieve even while on steroids, one has to wonder: what if I only weigh 120 lbs? Do I really gain 15 % of my
body weight?
6. "Breakthrough technology." Does it get any more vague than this?
5. "Lean muscle mass. "There
isn't really any fatty muscle mass, since that would be called adipose tissue or body fat
4. "Steroid-like results." No further comment
3. "Muscles exploding with new growth." That would probably kill you.
2. "Build x lbs of pure muscle." How in the world do you build impure muscle? If you have this much control over your body, you could
definitely play in the NFL.
1. "Product x declares death to fat cells." Without getting into the whole
leptin discussion, fat cell death (
apoptosis) is
extremely rare. If all your fat cells were to die, so would you. Fat is also needed to make testosterone so some of it would be helpful.
I understand they are trying to sell us things, but I can't help but wonder if the supplement industry takes all bodybuilders for
illiterates who are unable to tie their own shoes.
Rant mode off...
Train hard !
Maik